I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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