let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Sext me about skeletons
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