Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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