Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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