fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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