maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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