I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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