I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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