People in love make me want to vomit
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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