I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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