At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
