Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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