Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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