i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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