People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
