Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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