i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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