Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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