I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she told me i tasted like america
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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