What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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