he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half