Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So many bounce houses so little time
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I licked your asshole in confidence.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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