you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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