would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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