My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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