i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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