Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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