I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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