She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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