Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
this hospital has no fireball
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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