so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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