I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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