How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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