508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
