gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
try to milk me bitch
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