Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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