It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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