we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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