they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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