I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
he thought i was a dude.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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