she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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