My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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