im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
