please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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