mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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