don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I had to cum in my sink.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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