I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
