All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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