She said her name was "party"
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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