he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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