you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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