CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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