we have officially lost it.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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