Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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