Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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